probably end up in your grave much earlier than your peers. Well, here’s one way to lighten up the mood in your home during the upcoming festive season - with the FunWeigh Joking Scale. This is one good-natured piece of electronic device that will actually hurl out insults and snide comments according to your current weight. Some of the soon-to-be classics include “It’s a good thing I talk because you probably can’t see me”, “gasp gasp can’t breathe”, “I think you just broke me” and “Back AWAY from the scale.”

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